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For all those who say that the save game option doesn't work...it does
I was almost fooled by the title screen and was about to click "Begin Game"
it doesn't "Begin" the game from where you logged off. It's the same as a "New Game" button. Click Load game, people.

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Score: 10

"Terminator!"

submission: Terminator: Madness

date: June 1, 2009

What happens?
We hear the robot! Die!

And the most epic line of all:
Humans isn't defeat!

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Score: 10

"666"

submission: Crazy Tracker

date: April 5, 2009

'm sorry, I can't give this game anything higher than what it deserves: A big fat zero.

At first play, it seemed like an innocent, fun, creative style of animation/gaming. However, as I continuously lost, I referred back to the main menu for instruction. Upon reading a bit further, I realized the text said "How far can you get before you become a permanent fixture in the 'Machine'?". That was the clincher for me.

Now I'm usually not a big one on politics, but I think this is seriously some huge totalitarian scheme for us to "adapt" to our new world order. When I look at "permanent fixture in the Machine", I think immediately of 1984, where intelligent individuals are stripped of their unorthodoxy and ability to be unique, independent persons, including the ability to think. The "Machine" reminds me of the "Party" or the concept of Orthodoxy in 1984; the groupthinker, the orthodoxy. The game itself lends the impossibility of winning. When it says "How far can you go before you become a permanent fixture...", it implies inevitability of dissolving into the Party, or, in this twisted metaphor, part of the Machine. It also implies dominance of you, the creator, of being our profound, undisputed "leader" or unquestionable authority, since you're the one who created this game, and thusly the wording that implies that we can never win. In short terms, you are the Newgrounds's "big brother" who dictates that we will never win this game, and that we will undoubtedly dissolve into this "machine", in which all the parts work dependently of another; there is no uniqueness, unorthodoxy, or individuality. In other terms, you're a minion of the global Governments (or Party, if you want to go oldschool) of whom are trying to prepare the people of the Internet for their inevitable subordinance to the Government's mental conditioning of the people, the goal of which is to strip all kinds of outward, individual thought. There's no doubt that the next step will be to load the language (which already has been executed, to an extent) to isolate us from all outside sources of linguistics. I've been preparing for this myself for quite some time, and I've taken up learning several languages (Spanish, Russian, German) to protect myself from the impending manipulation of this English language.

I'm truly convinced that the style, implication, premise, and wording of this game is a grandfather plot to manipulate and dehumanize the people of the Internet in preparation for a global manipulation. Where else to start? The Internet is perfect, of course, since it IS the outside source of everything. If you'd started from the real world, people on the Internet would obviously take notice and rebellion could start before you could ever stop it, but I've got to give you props for this: you're clever enough to start at intelligence's core and then work your way through to the less-aware parts of humankind. Kudos to you.

I apologize, but I just must rate this a 0. I'm not going to fall into the pit of others of whom rate this a 10 out of sheer ignorance and irrationalization. You're not going to fool me, but I'm afraid you've already fooled others. If this review or my account are to ever be deleted, I'll surely know for a fact that this scheme will have been put already into action and that the unawareness of all mankind will be reached in a matter of years; a much quicker feat than even George Orwell's perplexing imagination could ever conjure up. However, I do believe that there will always be people who will rise up against the suppression, at least for some time, and point out a couple wise words, even past the loaded language's restrictions. Look at quotes from Mark Twain to know what I'm talking about. Even in an already Orwellian time we're in, people have been able to convey wise thoughts through our brilliant language.

But enough of this. I refuse to be suppressed by the ever-scarring sentence and words "How far can you get before you become a permanent fixture in the 'Machine'?".

I leave you with these paragraphs. Read them wisely.

-IOA

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"Everyone Recycle!!!!"

submission: The Recycling Game

date: February 1, 2008

Having a game about recycling is like having an action movie about how they shouldn't cut down trees. It just doesn't fit. Not only does it not fit,it's not fun. It is just a publicity attempt to make someone do something that they obviously weren't doing before. Like if a Christian made a game called "Believe in Jesus!" where you collect giant Jesus heads floating down and you have to catch it in your arms (I am a Christian BTW) Maybe if the game was actually good,it would have a positive impact. Unfortunately,nothing has ever made me want to not recycle more in my entire life. As a matter of fact it makes me want to destroy the environment. Now if you'll excuse me,I have some trash to throw in the compost pile.

February 26, 2008

Author's Response:

lol <3

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"Nearly Flawless"

submission: Lt. Fly vs. the Spiders

date: January 30, 2008

Put on paper a puzzle/action game may seem a bit like a bad idea,but they pulled it off! For some reason it had JUST the right amount of difficulty until you finally beat it on level 16.It had a few flaws but nothing to distract you.I couldn't put it down.Maybe in the sequel have time slow down a bit when you go to the puzzle side,and keep the stronger enemies in the level (2 hits.Ditch the 1 hit enemies eventually) and keep adding the extra bullets.Can't wait for the sequel.